Tempted to hand in my English paper like this.
Anonymous asked: how come you give NO guys a chance? lots of guys like you and you dont even care wtf biotch
Anonymous asked: why arent you on tumblr anymore?
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of...– (via theflowershop)